when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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