I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
All the doctor said was why
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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