FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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