YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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