we're chasing vodka with high fives
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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