have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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