I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize