honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
As shirtless as possible
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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