Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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