Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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