i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
NoShamevember. You game?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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