I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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