She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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