some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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