i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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