I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There are leaves in my underwear?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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