She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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