Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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