I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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