You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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