no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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