I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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