she was so not down for the gang bang
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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