You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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