I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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