I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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