What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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