the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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