oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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