i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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