don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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