Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have fence marks all over my body
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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