Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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