Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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