Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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