kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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