"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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