Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me