Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably