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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.