Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.