It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Even my vagina gasped.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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