Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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