Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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