Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
