then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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