stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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