yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she smelled like a LAN party
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
