I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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