He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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