I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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