I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So squirting runs in the family.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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