Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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