CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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