Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
